Wo jo shaamil hai

Wo jo shaamil hai mere geet mere naghmo mein,
Kabhi tanhai mein mujhko gun gunaati hogi,
Jiske liye mera dil beqaraar rahta hai,
Mere liye apna chain bhi gawanti hogi,
Jisse izhaar-e-wafa har pal karna chahoon,
Kabhi iqraar to wo bhi karna chahti hogi,
Jiske liye meri har raat hai karwat karwat,
Kabhi to use bhi neend na aati hogi,
Jiski ulfat ki shama se hai mera dil roshan,
Meri chahat ke wo bhi deep jalati hogi,
Ghame-e-firaaq mera hi muqadar hai ya phir,
Meri judaai use bhi yuhi rulati hogi..!!!

Congrats Santa ji

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. 
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

God made Pepsi

God made Pepsi, God made whisky, God made me so sexy,
God made rivers, God made lakes and God made you... 
well everybody makes mistakes.

Permission

Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls'
bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes?
A: Lifebuoy.

Time is too slow for those

Time is too slow for those who wait,
too swift for those who fear,
too long for those who grieve,
too short for those who rejoice,
but for those who love,
time is eternity....

boundless as the sea

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee
The more I have, for both are infinite....

To love is to admire

To love is to admire with the heart
to admire is to love with the mind

The Human Brain is most Outstanding Thing

The Human Brain is most Outstanding Thing...
It functions 24 hrs 365 days... 
It functions right from the Time u r Born...
Until you fall in love.

difference between WATCH & WIFE

What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai.

In a pond there r 10 fishes

In a pond there r 10 fishes,
one dies, and the water level increases-how? 
how? abe kuch to soch The other 9 fishes r crying.