Congrats Santa ji

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. 
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

God made Pepsi

God made Pepsi, God made whisky, God made me so sexy,
God made rivers, God made lakes and God made you... 
well everybody makes mistakes.

Permission

Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls'
bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes?
A: Lifebuoy.

Time is too slow for those

Time is too slow for those who wait,
too swift for those who fear,
too long for those who grieve,
too short for those who rejoice,
but for those who love,
time is eternity....

boundless as the sea

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee
The more I have, for both are infinite....

To love is to admire

To love is to admire with the heart
to admire is to love with the mind

The Human Brain is most Outstanding Thing

The Human Brain is most Outstanding Thing...
It functions 24 hrs 365 days... 
It functions right from the Time u r Born...
Until you fall in love.

difference between WATCH & WIFE

What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai.

In a pond there r 10 fishes

In a pond there r 10 fishes,
one dies, and the water level increases-how? 
how? abe kuch to soch The other 9 fishes r crying. 

In every man's heart

In every man's heart there is a secret,
never that answers to the vibrations of beauty...

Sirf Chahne Se

Sirf Chahne SeKoi Baat Nahi Hoti,
Suraj Ke Samne Kabhi Raat Nahi Hoti,
Hum Chahte Hai Jinhe Jaan Se Bhi Jyada,
Woh Samne Hai Par Baat Bhi Nahi Hoti.

Aap soch rahe hai ki aap ko bhula rakha hai

Aap soch rahe hai ki aap ko bhula rakha hai,
aap ko dil mein chhupa rakha hai,
koi dekh na le aapko isiliye,
aankhon ki palkon ko jhukha rakha hai..

Tell me a word consist of 100 letters

sardar1:

Tell me a word consist of 100 letters,
Banta:

P-O-S-T-B-O-X

It just need two wonderful people

Gud relationz doesn't need any promises,
any terms or conditions.......
It just need two wonderful people.
One Cool like me...One Sweet like u...

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat,
sweet words r nice 2 say,
but sweet people r really hard
2 find. My goodness, 
how the hell did u manage 2 find me

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I May B Walking Slowly

"I May B Walking Slowly, Bt I Never Walk Backwards"
Abraham Lincon.
"Whenever I Walk Backwards,Its 4 A Long Jump"
Ben Johnson.

AASHIKON KE DIL

AASHIKON KE DIL ME SAMANDAR HOTA HAI,
ISKI HAR BOOND ME ISHQ HOTA HAI,
JAB YE FOOT PADTA HAI AANKHON SE,
TOH ISE ROK PAANAA BADA MUSHKIL HOTA HAI.